Her Majship the Queen

Everyone knows the Queen has passed, the whole world and their wife has written a blog or a song or a poem, and so many lined up to see her coffin.

It’s not that tarin disrespects the Queen on the contrary, he loved the Queen, when he was a kid he was so jealous of the royal brats because he wanted the Queen to be his grandma.

Tarin was in the cubs and every badge he earned he earned for the Queen, but here he is now, without a poem or a song, here he is and he couldn't watch the funeral,, is it because he can’t believe the Queen has died? No it isn’t that, although he will confess to struggling with that reality a little.

No the reason tarin couldn't watch is because of what happened in Scotland, now don’t get tarin wrong, he loves Scotland how could anyone not? It's just that at the service, tarin thinks that God and Jesus were mentioned more than Elizabeth Queen, it felt like God and Jesus names were said more, like the service was more of a bloody Sunday effing service than a memorial to our Queen.

Tarin is aware the Queen was religious and that that religion was important to her, tarin has grown up for 46 years with the Queen ever present, so of course he knows her religion was important, and tarin is not against religion in the slightest, but when they turn the death of someone, the funeral of someone, anyone, into nothing but a list of bloody sermons and forever mention God and Jesus, and barely mention the deceased it annoys the hell out of tarin..

And so that is why tarin couldn’t watch the service, it’ was gonna be a bloody media circus for God and Jesus again, tarin was sure of it, and the Queen was going to be all but ignored, an afterthought, so Tarin decided to just remember the Queen his way.