What Boris Really Said...

So Politics is not tarins favourite thing in the world, yet recently he has found himself talking a lot about it, either in a blog or general chit chat with the few neighbours that actually speak to tarin, and it seems to tarin, every day he is reading in the news or on some website about what the conservatives are doing and saying.

Today though tarin heard something and he doesn’t know whether to laugh at the crap spewed, or cry. Apparently the fearless Prime Minister, Boris Johnson said “We in government will do everything we can to help people..” oh yes tarin is sure they will, tarin also heard the words the prime minister didn’t say but where there, hanging in the air pretending to be invisible.

what the Prime Minister really said was “we in government will do everything we can to help people… like in covid when we told you you can not gather and we had parties at number ten and how we helped then, like how we told you not to travel yet travelled ourselves, like we told you you cant be with sick and dying relatives yet we could be with whoever, whenever we wanted, this is the same situation, we will help all we can like we did then, which is to say, we will mostly help ourselves and say pretty words about helping you while we stay warm while you and your family freezes, we will eat the finest food while you struggle to make ends meet and feed your babies, we will shop ‘til we drop, buying the finest italian suits, while you walk around needing new clothes for you and your families but cant afford them. We will have our nice, big warm houses and take our holiday while you all struggle to live at all, on top of that we won’t give a toss about refugees, we’ll only pretend we care about the problems of Russia attacking the Ukraine while we use their little spat as a scapegoat for our own fuck ups including brexit and the millions and billions we wasted during covid which are the real causes of our problems,”

So yeah,, that is pretty much what Boris said.

Tarin , right now is hating the government so much he is wishing someone will just channel Guy Fawkes and get rid of Bojo and his merry band of miscreants and morons for us. Tarin doesn’t know what else to say except his frustration with this government is beyond anything he has ever experienced in his whole life. This government is the worst there has ever been, this country is in a worse state than anyone could have imagined possible and frankly tarin wonders how long it will be before things change for the better, and he has to hope they will.

goodnight

love from tarin.

xxx